My daughter is the poop queen. When you are pregnant, you hear stories about baby poop. About how much babies poop and how often you have to change them. About how many outfits they will ruin with their massive blowouts. But you laugh it off haha they must be exaggerating! They are not exaggerating. And there is no way to fully understand it until you experience it yourself. I figured, who doesn’t love a good poop story so I’m sharing some experiences below. I’m thinking I’ll print & frame them and give them as a gift to her first boyfriend ;)
Story #1: It’s a Sunday morning and Eveleigh is almost four weeks old. We had family in town, and I was excited to take her to church for the first time. I got up extra early to allow ample time to get ready. I got her up and got her dressed in a cute little outfit (see above, pre blowout). I was going to nurse her, and then hop in the shower and get myself ready. I got in my bed and propped her up on our pillows to begin nursing. About 10 minutes in I hear the first explosion… But it didn’t seem to blowout the diaper. So I continued nursing thinking that would be the last of it. Oh, how wrong I was. Three more explosions later and there is poop all up her back, all over our pillows, our sheets, and our comforter. I carefully carry her to her room to clean her up and get her redressed. This alone took over 15 minutes. I then have to strip our sheets and bedding, and even the mattress pad, because it leaked all the way through. I throw in the load of laundry, and then I still have to finish nursing her. Meanwhile, I still have not showered or gotten myself ready. So, needless to say, we were definitely late to church that morning. Ohhhh, the joys of motherhood!
Story #2: It’s a Friday afternoon, and Ryan and I are doing a little furniture shopping. We had been to several stores and then decided to head over to Ikea. When we got there it was time to feed little Evie, so I nursed her in the parking lot. When I finished, I began to burp her. While burping her she had a little blowout, soiling her outfit and my nursing cover. I got out of the car with her and laid down my changing pad to change her diaper. As I was wiping her bottom, BOOM, she poops. All over my hand and arm. Now this was the first time she had actually pooped on me. I thought I would gag but I was surprisingly ok. Ryan took over and finished cleaning her up while I ran inside to wash up. We got her settled and enjoyed her post-poop smiles, and then headed in to Ikea for some furniture browsing!
Story #3: It was 4 a.m. and we had just finished her early morning feeding. Ryan took her into her room to change her diaper before putting her back to sleep. Two minutes later I hear Ryan exclaim “WHOA!!! EVELEIGH!!” I ran into the room to see what happened. She exploded mid diaper change, and it shot across the room. Covering the dresser, her picture frames, the wall. It was hard to start cleaning up, because she just. kept. going. So much poop.
So, those are my top blowout stories. Lately, she wakes up every morning with a hugely loaded diaper and has ruined her pajamas, but she is so sweet and smiley in the mornings you just can’t help but smile too. Love that little poopy girl so much!
Any mamas out there have any good stories? Do share in the comments :)